You want to know how it will be...

I am dead.

Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Deaddeaddeaddead.

Also, a full blown lesbian.

p.s. is it weird that my favorite part was actually when she sat next to him and he had his arm around her shoulders? Because that was so sweet. So was the scene in his apartment. They looked like such a... married couple. Like she totally belonged there. And then mouth to mouth. Holy shit, mouth to mouth! And when she said, "idiot! Your heart stopped!" Gah, such a WIFE!!

God, this fucking SHOW!!! Must watch again.

( shake ya booty! )

House: What are you wearing?
Cuddy: Night, House.
House: Night, Cuddy.

I swear I've seen that scene in my head hundreds of times and I almost wrote a fic with it. SWOON!

This ship just keeps getting better and better. Sweet sauce.

Title: Ceramics 101
Fandom: House
Rating: R for big kids situations.
Prompt #35 – Sixth Sense
Characters: House, Cuddy, Wilson
Summary: The very next day, Wilson woke up feeling weird.
Author's notes: This is an answer to the au100 challenge. You can find my complete table here.

( It was that strange feeling that lead her to them. )

THE SECOND PICTURE! HE'S STARING AT. HER. MOUTH.

*dead*

God, when these two finally kiss... I don't know what I'm gonna do. Get a new TV, for starters, because the one I have now would certainly burst into flames.

Wilson: I didn't tell you because...

Run, Wilson, run!

Nothing better than getting two new episodes of House on the same week. Whoo! And now I really wanna watch Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. "I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever." <3 Mira Sorvino.

( That said... )

Title: Million To One
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Prompt #84 – Found
Characters: House, Cuddy
Spoilers: None
Author's notes: This is answer #10 to the au100 challenge. You can find my complete table here.

( You open your eyes to the light... )

Dammit, the writers of House keep stealing all my jokes! It's my fault for being such a slow writer, but it really sucks when I've worked on a fic forever and then an episode airs and not only does it contain some of my jokes, but some of my plotlines as well.

Not cool, writers. Not cool.

So I've decided to concentrate on my writing a little more fervently. So today I'm gonna run some errands and then come home and try to work on the 375,294 stories I've started but haven't finished. I have to succeed!

In other news, how cool is oatmeal?

I hope everyone has an exciting and thrilling 2008!

Is anybody doing the whole resolutions thing? I try not to, but I think every year I vow to write more. I was so lazy in 2007 and I still have like freaking 284 House/Cuddy stories to write. So that's my resolution. Also, lose some weight, but we all know that one never pans out, so.

Oh my God, EPIC!

I CANNOT wait for this. I'm gonna be one of those nerds camping out outside the theater 3 weeks before the premiere. THEY'RE BACK, PEOPLE! THEY'RE BACK!

Gilly looks so gorgeous. She should keep the red hair always. Blond makes her look so blah. Red is teh scullyz, y'all!

Because I can't seem to write shit lately, I made some icons. Also, I miss Cutthroat Bitch WTF bring her back!

02. 29. 34.

( Patch Adams. )

Title: Hit and Run
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Prompt #77 – Paralysis
Characters: House, Cuddy
Spoilers: None
Author's notes: This is answer #9 to the au100 challenge. You can find my complete table here.

( His name was Jon without an H. )

I can die happy.

Title: The Birds and the Bees
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Prompt #19 – Pink
Characters: House, Cuddy, Wilson, Thirteen
Spoilers: Episode 4x02 - The Right Stuff
Author's notes: I was lurking at TWoP and reading their speculation regarding the character Thirteen (Olivia Wilde), and one of their theories (or wishful thinking) was so cool, I had to write about it. This is answer #8 to the au100 challenge. You can find my complete table here.

( He never really paid attention to their names. )

Title: Rules of Entitlement
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Prompt #85 – Missing
Characters: House, Cuddy, Wilson (is there anything better?)
Spoilers: None
Author's notes: I have no idea what this is. None. Also, lots of people have asked me to add another installment to the Lila series, and I will, but I'm suffering from a terrible case of writer's block and it's driving me nuts. Pray that it goes away soon and thanks to sombras_azules and julietscully for their help *hugs*. This is answer #7 to the au100 challenge. You can find my complete table here.

( Say you wake up one morning, and your penis is gone... )

I would give my right testicle to have one more episode of Firefly :(

Writer friends, I need your help. I've got about 20 fics I've started, but I've hit a wall and I can't seem to write anything good. Or anything, period. It's driving me insane. So insane I nearly kicked my computer yesterday. I've tried listening to music, not listening to music, meditating, not meditating, peeing, not peeing... it's not working. I've lost it. I can't write anymore.

I know it's most likely a phase and it'll pass, but it's so frustrating. Anybody have any pointers to get rid of writer's block? Of course, I then see au table and I've got like three more billion fics to write and that frustrates me even more. And then I see all these people writing like a fic a day and it sucks that I'm so slow when other writers are so fast. HELP!

In other news, I went to Central Park the other day and saw a guy with a cane holding his little girl's hand and it made me want to add another installment to the Lila series. If only I could, you know, WRITE that would be great.

Title: Plans and Apologies
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Prompt # 34 – Not Enough
Characters: House, Cuddy
Author's notes: Spoilers for Airborne. This is an answer for the au100 challenge. You can find my complete table here.

( Her secretary didn't even bother anymore. )

( Thoughts on House episode 3x17 - Fetal Position )

I haven't done this in so long, I wonder if I still remember how.

( Thoughts on House episode 3x16 - Top Secret )

Title: Flutter
Fandom: Cold Case
Characters: Lilly, Scotty
Word Count:
Ratings: PG-13
Spoilers: Saving Sammy
Author's notes: My first Cold Case fic! I couldn't help it. Sunday's episode was so good and sad.

( And she flutters. )

I'm usually one of those Lost fans who, as soon as the episode is over, starts asking, "what was THAT about? Who was that guy? Have we seen that girl before? Why are you guys nodding? Wait, that leaf that fell from that tree in the middle of scene X, was that significant? Did the leaf have the Dharma Initiative logo on it? What does it all mean? I DON'T GET IT!"

And then people have to sit down and explain it to me like I'm a freaking moron.

So the first five minutes. Wow. This is why I've never joined a book club and I never will. Some people take it just a bit too seriously. Dammit, Stephen King, haven't you ruined enough lives?

I'm intrigued about Juliet. She sounds all nice, but I get the feeling I can't trust her. She's an OTHER! But I also get the feeling she's not bad, and might actually be unhappy being an other? It's all so confusing. Is she genuinely nice or just putting on a show?

I don't care who ends up with whom, but the Sawyer/Kate moments were nice. What in the hell did they do to Kate? That dude said they roughened her up. I hope they don't go down the rape route.

So this episode, we learned Jack can be a real dillhole. Somebody really needs to get him a copy of Letting Go: A 12-Week Personal Action Program to Overcome a Broken Heart by Zev Wanderer. Might make a great Secret Santa present, in case he gets the crazies again and wants to come after you.

I still have no answers, except the Others are a book club gone terribly, terribly wrong. Plus, where do they get their stuff? CDs? Books? Groceries? I'm starting to think there's a huge Wal-Mart in the middle of the island and the Losties are so stupid they haven't found it yet, even though they keep finding those red carts everywhere.

Impressive moments: seeing the plane break in half in the air. That was creepy. I've always been terrified of plane crashes. Also, hearing Jack's father's voice through the intercom. Ooooooh.